Thursday, August 14, 2008

A Message That Made My Jaw Drop

Guys, will you send this kinda message to girls whom you do not know on social networking websites such as Friendster, Facebook, etc? I almost fell off my chair when I saw this message from a guy whom I did not know!

Anyway, to protect this fella's identity, I censored some personal info like name, company name and handphone number lah...

Good afternoon.just back home from work , just eaten lunch at home.eaten "lontong" .you eaten yr lunch? do remember to eat yr meal soon.drink plenty of water as weather stuffy and hot .bit down on cough and flu , seen doctor two tme but did not recover .bit down on luck , injured one of my finger during work few days before .not heading anywhere today , will be resting at home .mind be a friend ?.let me intro myself first ... (name) here, 23yrs old Singapore Chinese guy , height 1.72m n weight 60kg .

Short profile of myself. Single.completed army last year sep . wrking in outdoor sale line for (some company). Tend to care for others more and also be truthful to others .wrking hard and hope to get my car licence so can drive mitsubishi lancer .love to eat dim sum and drink Soya bean.hardly clubbing , maybe once a year ,no smoking .Sincerely hope you give me chance to know you more.sometime do help out in housechores.always tend to care for others more before me.i do drink but it like only abt twice in half a year .

hi . as my friendtser got "connection error" .find it very hard to log in . you can sms me at (handphone number) if you don mind .Sincerely hope able to recieve your sms .

Am i allowed bring you cross over to malaysia to eat next time or perhap in time to come ?Do known of famous stall selling herbal roast duck and japanese food.

When you are free i make fried "BEER" chicken wing for you to try .

sincerely hope can bring you go eat nice food next time .

9 comments:

dilphinus said...

like very hard-sell and self-centered ><

MLMaestro said...

*picks up Pacey's jaw and keeps it inside my pocket*

Jas aka paced said...

dil: the first thought that came to mind after reading it was: "huh?!". 2nd thought: "this is not a blind date and this is not a matchmaking agency"

Jas aka paced said...

lol@mlm...

chillycraps said...

simi LJ...

but if a girl does that, i may consider :P

Aka Pamela S. said...

whoa!!! Xiao On!

Carh said...

This method will work in party house with ah lian. Not online.

Jas aka paced said...

cc: lol...

pamela: yah... damn onz... hahah...

carh: party house with ah lian? ahhaha... it would work online I guess, but not the very first letter/msg or when you don't even know the person... scary lah...

Khaos said...

'wrking hard and hope to get my car licence so can drive mitsubishi lancer '

ROFLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bth.