Saturday, May 21, 2005

May The Force Be With You (TM)

Never was a great fan of Star Wars (TM)... Only watched a bit here n there whenever those episodes with Han Solo (TM) was shown on tv... And how do i know the story of the battle in the galaxies far away? by reading... yes... everytime there's a new Star Wars (TM) movie, there would b write ups abt the whole full development of the script...

now whn the "missing" epi is finally shown, stats are compiled... stats of which character appeared in which epi, wht kinda "planes" n driods (TM) appeared in which epi, n of cos, last but not least, the family tree...

n of cos, i did the most noble thing a gf can do... tt's to accompany my dearest Yoda (TM) to catch the movie on the opening day... He really liked it, n for me, it would always b a guys' thing... n of cos, turning to the Dark Side (TM) thinking it could save your wife's life? noble, yes, but dark is always dark. so, learn to be clever n know what's good n bad, you must...

Things to propose...
- cinemas with liftable arm rests sell 2 seats for the price of 1
- show epi 1 to 6 in a row with breaks in between long enough for a power nap
- with free flow of drinks and snacks avaliable at a bar set up at the back of the cinema
or...
- chalets or hotel 81 (TM) chains offer a 3 days 2 nights package
- show epi 1 to 6 in a row on their in house video channel, with breaks in between long enough to cover the whole package or show epi 1 to 6 in a row over n over again repeatedly to cover the whole package on their in house video channel so that customers can choose when to tune in, when to take a break, when to sleep
- with free flow of drinks and snacks avaliable for room service

(In extreme fine print...)
Disclaimers...
Pls note all (TM) above except hotel 81 (TM) is trademark of LucasFilm (not too sure of the company name).
Pls note hotel 81 (TM) is trademark of hotel 81 (not too sure of the company name too).
Pls note that the idea of watching epi 1 to 6 in a row is to be done at your own risk. Pacey Tots will not be liable for any damages just for suggesting a stupid idea for fans n fanatics. Should anything happen to you, pls erase any memory of reading this here. I repeat, its just a stupid idea for fans n fanatics.

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