My i/c................

i've never sent mass mails for a long long time... sent out one today.. here is wht i sent...

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Dear all,

some perverted despo sicko took a old broken down bag belonging to jasmine shi
(in case u're wondering which jasmine.... mcss/ ngee ann fsv/ ngee ann softball/ taka cashier... if still dunno, pls email back n ask...). FAKE louis vuitton wallet (with ONLY $20 in it), keys, handphone, an old t-shirt with a bra (yes, a bra) and tampons (yes, u're reading right) were in it... sicko rite?! bra n tampons aso wana bring home...take the money n handphone n leave the blardi sim card n ic there lah! anyway, the above mentioned person, unfortunately, is waitin to get her money, thus = to no money to get replacements for anything at all.

by any chance, if you guys find an i/c with my name n tt fella look like me, pls call my house immediately. aso, if you find a library book titled "the art of hitting .300" lying around, its most prob mine. pls go to the nearest library n return it for me... thanks a mil...

should anyone has anything urgent to contact me, pls send an email to this address... if not, give a ring to my house, but i doubt i'll be home. since, i'm without my phone, pls dun waste your sms too... heh... once i have the precious vitamin M to get my replacement sim card, i'll send another email round to get your numbers again...

if u're free, pls just reply with your numbers. once i get back my phone, i'll just send an sms round to tell you all tt i can be contacted again... n i need ALL your numbers (including those whom i've know for eons...) cos since the "handphone-era" i nvr ever did used my brains to memorise tel numbers.

thank you all dearest for your kind attention...

jAS

p/s: my heart is not made of gold for the time being... if tt idiot dun send me back my i/c and sim card, hope he/she dies of some terminal illness... suffer like hell till he/she shuts his/her eyes... either tt, or mayb kena knock down by a car, whack by some retard or whtever tt would happen to haul him/her to the police post. n hopefully, the police will "discover" some lost items on him, like my i/c...

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honestly, bra n tampons.. oh man... damn sick... hygiene or not, luckily wasn't much a heavy flow, i had one "heavy flow tampon" in me, the whole day...

such a day, happening once in 4 years, happening to me...

Baby was the 60++ person left in the samsung olympic torchbearer challenge held at civic plaza since ystday. out of 219, not too bad.. hehe... quite an experience i must say...

i WANT my i/c back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!