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Irritate is the root word. 'tion' n 'ed' follows... (29th to 31st Jan)

"Menstration cramps" ranked 2nd most painful ordeal gone thru by women thru a poll done on The Paced Times. Childbirth's still the 1st. (29th Jan)

Xiao Zhu's in town. Upon reaching his hotel, made a 22 year old gal weak at her knees... (30th Jan) Additional reporting: It was after 10pm. 5 gals in a maxi cab set out to follow Xiao Zhu. He wasn't feeling well already. 5 girls din expect much excitment. Xiao Zhu made cute faces n smiled soooo wonderfully at the girls whn the cab n his coach was stopped at a traffic light side by side... so close yet so far. Looked betta in person, so much betta. Tall, tan, cute, handsome, fashionable, jap jap kinda, all girls' dream lover. At the hotel, the girls got down the maxi cab. one of them, who declined to give her full name, only calling herself PS, walk side by side wif xiao zhu n kept looking at him, not saying a word. she was star-struck. whn he got to the lobby, the girls were kept out. whn PS got back to the maxi cab, the only thing she said was "jiao nuan" (legs soft meaning: weak at her knees). She reached for her water bottle n took a few sips, heart beating very fast... "jiao nuan" she said again n again. took her a full 15 mins to return to earth. Xiao Zhu made her day...

Fat old ugly no-brainer linesman denies Man Utd of a penalty, or rather, 2... (31st Jan)

Howard becomes a monkey (not becos its the year of the monkey) to keep Man Utd's 3 points... (31st Jan)

Saha scores his first goal, thanks to a deflection, for Man Utd. (31st Jan)

No nice instant noodles at home. 22 year-old is fooking hungry. (31st Jan)

Season 1 of sex n the city fully downloaded. season 2 follows... (31st Jan)

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